| BBC 1 |
| 18:55 BBC News; Regional News and Weather | | (Subs) |
| 19:15 The Magicians | Series 2. Episode 5/6 The professional illusionists are joined by another selection of famous faces for the penultimate edition of the magic contest. Barry and Stuart team up with another double act in the form of MasterChef judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace, and choreographer Arlene Phillips becomes comedy magician Pete Firman's assistant. Finally, Jason Latimer takes A Question of Sport captain Phil Tufnell under his wing. Hosted by Darren McMullen. (Subs) |
| 20:30 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws | London-based boy band the Overtones join OJ Borg as the all-important winning numbers are revealed. Also includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws. (Subs) |
| 20:40 Casualty | Series 26. Episode 21/41: The Only One You Love Linda struggles to incorporate the care of her sister's two children into her hectic schedule, but finds support from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Lloyd tries to piece together the series of events that led to a woman with Alzheimer's disease being admitted, and Keith Parr returns to the ED with an injury that could have been sustained when Sam forcibly restrained him. Guest starring Marshall Lancaster (Ashes to Ashes), Jean Boht (Bread) and Jayne Ashbourne (New Street Law). (Subs · Audio/desc) |
| 21:30 Mrs Brown's Boys | Series 2. Episode 7/7: New Mammy Agnes tries to make friends with Dermot's mother-in-law Hillary ahead of the baby's birth, and suggests they go out to dinner together. However, the evening comes to an abrupt end for the two feuding matriarchs when expectant mum Maria goes into labour, and the Browns are forced to rush her to hospital. Comedy, written by and starring Brendan O'Carroll. Last in the series. (Subs) |
| 22:00 BBC News; Weather | | (Subs) |
| 22:20 Match of the Day | Gary Lineker presents highlights of today's Premier League clashes, including Manchester City v Fulham at the Etihad Stadium and Queens Park Rangers v Wolverhampton Wanderers at Loftus Road. City were undefeated in their last six matches against the Cottagers, who staged a comeback in the reverse fixture in September to draw 2-2 after trailing to two Sergio Aguero goals. QPR beat Wolves 3-0 at Molineux when the sides last met and both teams needed a boost to their aspirations of avoiding the drop. Plus, action from Arsenal v Blackburn Rovers, Norwich City v Bolton Wanderers, Stoke City v Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion v Swansea City and Wigan Athletic v Everton. With analysis by Mark Lawrenson and Alan Shearer. (Subs) |
| 23:40 The Football League Show | Manish Bhasin presents highlights and all the goals from today's fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two, including Birmingham City v Southampton at St Andrew's. The Saints have been the outstanding team in the Championship this season, and thrashed the Blues 4-1 in the reverse fixture in September, although they have not won on this ground since 1986. Plus, action from West Ham United v Millwall and Cardiff City v Blackpool. (Subs) |
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| BBC 2 |
| 18:30 Flog It! | Torquay Philip Serrell and David Fletcher value antiques brought along by members of the public in Torquay, including an amber necklace, an Austrian bronze figure and a cheese coaster. Presenter Paul Martin travels to the nearby port of Brixham, where he learns about the development of commercial fishing. (Subs) |
| 19:30 Dad's Army | Series 2. Episode 1/6: Operation Kilt The platoon defends headquarters in an exercise against members of the Highland Regiment, leaving Captain Mainwaring and his men with little choice but to come up with a scheme to capture the attackers. Classic episode from 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier. (Subs · Repeat) |
| 20:00 The Dream of a King | Docu-drama re-creating the life of Louis XIV, France's `Sun King', who conducted dozens of love affairs, hosted lavish entertainments, and built the spectacular palace at Versailles. Filmed in the building's staterooms, bedrooms and gardens, and using interviews with the world's leading experts, the programme invokes the spirit and vitality of the flamboyant monarch's reign. Samuel Theis stars. Narrated by Cherie Lunghi. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) |
21:00 Film: Brighton Rock | Premiere. A young criminal in 1960s Brighton is caught on camera killing a man. The evidence falls into the hands of a naive waitress, so the icy murderer seduces her in a bid to ensure her silence. Crime drama based on Graham Greene's novel, starring Sam Riley, Andrea Riseborough, Helen Mirren, Andy Serkis and John Hurt. (Subs · Audio/desc) |
| 22:45 Pan Am | Series 1. Episode 11/14: Diplomatic Relations An improvement in relations between America and Russia offers the Clipper Majestic with an opportunity to become the first US commercial airliner to land in the Soviet Union. Richard Parks gives Kate an important assignment for the trip, but what is intended to be a diplomatic mission fails to go according to plan. Meanwhile, Chris Rawlings takes Maggie to a Republican fundraiser, where Ted presents Amanda with a surprising proposition. (Subs · Audio/desc) |
| 23:25 TOTP2: The 60s | Another selection of performances from the archives, focusing on hits of the 1960s. Featured artists include Clodagh Rodgers, the Move, Tom Jones and the Bee Gees, plus more from Top of the Pops and other shows from the Swinging Sixties. Narrated by Mark Radcliffe. (Subs) |
23:55 Film: The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada | A ranch foreman abducts the border patrol officer responsible for killing an illegal immigrant worker and forces him to atone for his crime by helping take the body back to Mexico for burial. Modern-day Western, directed by and starring Tommy Lee Jones. With Barry Pepper, Julio Cedillo and Dwight Yoakam. (Subs · Audio/desc) |
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| ITV 1 |
| 18:00 ITV News and Weather | | (Subs) |
| 18:15 New You've Been Framed - Top 100 Kids! | Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage devoted to youngsters, including messy eaters, troublesome teens and sibling rivaries. (Subs) |
| 19:15 Harry Hill's TV Burp | Series 13. Episode 1/8 New series. The funnyman returns for the final series of the comedy small-screen review, promising the usual soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, humorous fights and the odd song or two as he casts his TV net wide for more unmissable Burp moments. (Subs) |
| 19:45 Take Me Out | Series 3. Episode 5/14 A charity campaigner from London, a semi-professional footballer from Belfast, a musician and a Weston-super-Mare model enter the `love lift' in the hope of impressing 30 single women - but first they must get the female participants to keep their lights on as a sign of approval. Last week's couples go on their dates to discover whether they are a match made in heaven or hell. Paddy McGuinness presents. (Subs) |
| 21:00 The Jonathan Ross Show | Series 2. Episode 5/12 The host chats to former England football captain David Beckham, who recently signed a new two-year deal to continue playing for LA Galaxy, and also expressed a desire to lead Team GB at the 2012 London Olympics. Also dropping by are stand-up comedian Kevin Bridges and singer Jessie J, who also performs ahead of her appearance at the Brit Awards, where she is in the running for three gongs. (Subs) |
| 22:00 The Talent Show Story | Series 1. Episode 5/5 Amanda Holden, Piers Morgan, Pete Waterman, Dannii Minogue and The X Factor's Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos and Louis Walsh talk about life on the judging panel. Plus, how Pop Idol brought Simon Cowell to Saturday night TV, and the success of Britain's Got Talent's dance acts such as Diversity. Narrated by Victoria Wood. Last in the series. (Subs) |
| 23:00 ITV News and Weather | | (Subs) |
23:15 Film: Music and Lyrics | A washed-up pop idol is given the chance to write a song for a teenage star - but despite his musical talents, he has never written a lyric in his life. However, the discovery that the woman who looks after his plants has a way with words marks the start of a beautiful relationship. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Brad Garret and Kristen Johnston. (Subs · Audio/desc) |
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| Channel 4 |
| 18:05 Come Dine with Me | New Yorker January Jones-Omatajo prepares a soul food-inspired menu for the final dinner party in east London. She hopes to serve an apple pie based on her grandmother's recipe, but is forced to make an expensive phone call when it goes wrong. Things get worse when her plan to teach the guests a line dance does not go down well after a heavy meal. (Subs · Repeat) |
| 18:35 Channel 4 News | Including sport and weather. (Subs) |
| 19:05 4thought.tv | Charity worker Inderjit Singh Bhogal explains the Sikh tradition of Seva, which involves the voluntary act of giving. He maintains that altruism has a positive, healing effect on the brain, one that is beneficial to both the giver and the receiver. (Subs) |
19:10 Film: My Super Ex-girlfriend | Ordinary New Yorker Matt starts dating a woman he meets on the subway, unaware she is the superhero G-Girl. When he breaks up with the insecure crimefighter, she is outraged and uses her superpowers to make his life a misery. Meanwhile, her arch-enemy sees Matt as a potential ally in defeating G-Girl once and for all. Fantasy comedy, starring Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson and Eddie Izzard. (Subs · Audio/desc) |
| 21:00 The Million Pound Drop Live | Series 7. Episode 8/10 Davina McCall presents the quiz show in which contestants can win £1million. They are challenged to place large quantities of the cash over trapdoors and face a series of questions, the wrong answers to which will lose them money every time they slip up. (Subs) |
22:30 Film: The Full Monty | Six unemployed Sheffield steelworkers struggling to make ends meet decide to become strippers for one night only in a bid to raise extra money. However, with no dancing experience and far from perfect physiques, the men rely on the unique selling point of complete nudity to impress the punters. Comedy, starring Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Tom Wilkinson, Hugo Speer and Paul Barber. (Subs · Audio/desc) |
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| Five |
| 19:25 5 News Weekend | Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world. (Subs) |
| 19:35 NCIS | Series 6. Episode 9/25: Dagger Having identified the mole in their ranks, the detectives arrest the traitor's contact Ted Bankston, a former NSA agent working for a kidnapper codenamed the Weatherman - who is making millions on the stock markets out of stolen military data. Drama, guest starring David Eigenberg (Sex and the City), with Mark Harmon, David McCallum and Cote de Pablo. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) |
| 20:30 NCIS | Series 6. Episode 10/25: Road Kill A petty officer is killed in what initially seems to be a road-rage incident - until investigations reveal evidence of foul play. Digging deeper, the team finds the dead man belonged to an underground fight club, and sets about discovering whether his involvement was a factor in the case. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly. (Subs · Audio/desc · Repeat) |
| 21:30 CSI: NY | Series 8. Episode 2/22: Keep It Real Mac and the team investigate the murder of a college student, focusing their inquiry on his best friend, who has been printing counterfeit money - but evidence suggests another party may have been involved. Meanwhile, Jo feels anxious about meeting her son's new room-mate and Danny deals with additional strain on his marriage. (Subs · Audio/desc) |
| 22:30 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit | Series 10. Episode 2/22: Confession A teenage boy visits the precinct and confesses he has become sexually attracted to his much younger stepbrother, but Stabler and Benson are unable to act because no crime has been committed. However, his subsequent disappearance forces them to take urgent steps to catch him before he succumbs to the temptation to offend. Starring Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay. (Subs) |
| 23:30 Forensic Files | Series 1. Episode 3/10: Shoot to Thrill A man discovers his father has been shot dead in their Minnesota home. Freshly fallen snow reveals an unidentified set of shoe prints, which seem to belong to the killer, but police investigators soon uncover a web of deception, greed and murder-for-hire. (Subs · Repeat) |
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