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UK TV Listings on the 4th of February 2012
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morning

BBC 1
06:00 Breakfast
A round-up of national and international news, plus sports reports, weather forecasts and arts and entertainment features. Including NewsWatch at 7.45.
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10:00 Saturday Kitchen Live
Eternal Law actor Samuel West joins chefs James Martin, Adam Byatt and Francesco Mazzei in the kitchen to face Food Heaven or Hell, and wine expert Peter Richards selects the perfect drinks to accompany the recipes demonstrated in the studio. Also included are highlights from Celebrity MasterChef, and shows featuring Keith Floyd and Rick Stein.
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11:35 Rachel Allen: Home Cooking
Series 1. Episode 8/13 The cook makes spiced lamb koftas with dips and pittas, and joins award-winning Indian chef Vivek Singh to help prepare a family lunch. She also demonstrates a Mexican-inspired dish at her cookery school.
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BBC 2
06:00 Little Robots
Series 4. Episode 11/13: Amazing Scary Tiny gets lost in a maze Scary builds in the wasteland.
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06:10 Zigby
Zigby and the Dinosaur Zara finds some interesting items as she hunts for dinosaur relics.
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06:25 Finley the Fire Engine
Suds' Garden Suds is upset when a flower is ruined in the yard, so the trucks decide to create a garden for him.
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06:35 Octonauts
The Undersea Storm Captain Barnacles tries to rescue Kwazii, but finds he needs help from a chain of reef lobsters.
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06:45 Everything's Rosie
How to Catch an Echo Oakley plays with his echo, while Rosie and Raggles notice that strange things seem to be happening.
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07:00 Richard Hammond's Blast Lab
Series 3. Episode 9/13 The team investigates gravity and tests the strength of paper, while the Lab Rats are challenged to put Galileo's acceleration theory into practice.
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07:30 Dennis and Gnasher
Splash! Dennis and his friends ignore a hosepipe ban and make a swimming pool in the backyard.
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07:40 The Scooby-Doo Show
A Creepy Tangle in the Bermuda Triangle After a sailing trip goes wrong, Scooby and the gang are stranded on a desert island with skeleton men and a UFO.
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08:05 Pixelface
Quit Bugging Me The Quartermaster orders the team retreat to the training room for a camping holiday after Romford and Riley accidentally introduce a bug, but with Alexia and Claireparker's constant competitions, Aethelwynne's bad packing and Rex's return to nature, they long to return to the console.
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08:35 Prank Patrol Down Under
Series 2. Episode 4/39: Cleaning Calamity A prankster invites her friend to help clean an apartment that is up for sale, arranging an invasion of pigeons and a visit from a disaster-prone electrician.
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09:00 Ultimate Sports Day
Mentors Dean Macey, Christian Malcolm, Sinead Kerr and Barry McGuigan decide which of their proteges have what it takes to represent their country. Presented by Ore Oduba.
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09:30 Helen's Polar Challenge for Sport Relief
Blue Peter presenter Helen Skelton prepares to travel 500 miles across Antarctica as she embarks on another charity challenge to raise money for Sport Relief. The trek forms the latest in a series of feats undertaken by the 28-year-old, who has already walked a tight-rope between two chimneys at Battersea Power Station, and kayaked along the Amazon river for good causes. In the first episode, Helen's fitness is put to the test and she gets some top tips from explorer Ranulph Fiennes.
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10:00 Animals at Work
Series 4. Episode 3/13: Sue Pig Coach A show pig hopes to succeed in training its replacement, a miniature horse gives children rides in Hawaii, and the Fanimals challenge a Harris hawk to a race. With John Barrowman.
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10:30 Trapped Ever After
Series 4. Episode 10/13 Contestants from Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, are trapped at the top of a tower and have to complete challenges in an effort to escape each floor.
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11:00 Hacker Time
Steve Backshall Hacker T Dog explains his perspective on animal programmes as he invites wildlife expert Steve Backshall into the studio. Also includes a trip back to Downstairs Abbey.
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11:25 OOglies
Series 1. Episode 5/13 The Mushrooms have their photo taken, and Stunt Tomato tries another trick. Meanwhile, Cheeky Cheese sets a trap for strongman Monkey Nut.
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11:40 MOTD Kickabout
Football show featuring stars from the worlds of sport and entertainment, focusing on everything from school teams all the way up to the Premier League.
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ITV 1
06:00 Mini CITV
Pre-school fun, including 6.00 Signed Stories, 6.10 Engie Benjy, 6.20 Pocoyo, 6.30 Fluffy Gardens, 6.50 The Hive, 7.05 Soli and Mo's Nature Show and 7.10 Sooty.
07:25 CITV
Animated fun, including 7.25 Monk, 7.30 Spiderman, 7.50 Fleabag Monkeyface, 8.05 Almost Naked Animals, 8.30 Hannah Montana and 9.00 Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge.
09:25 ITV News
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09:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA
The host takes his successful talk-show stateside, where he invites American guests to air their differences, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice.
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10:25 May the Best House Win
Series 3. Episode 2/30: Cheshire Four residents of vastly different homes in Cheshire open their doors and invite one another to rate their properties. Hoping to win today's £1,000 prize are company director Spencer Nute, clairvoyant Alison Wynne-Ryder, mother-of-two Samantha Herridge and graphic designer Simon Roberts. Guy Porritt narrates.
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11:25 This Morning: Saturday
Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby talk to impressionist Alistair McGowan, chef Gino D'Acampo prepares a tasty treat in the kitchen, and there is the latest Dancing on Ice news.
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Channel 4
06:00 The Treacle People
What's the Drill? The Professor uses his latest invention to tunnel through treacle and wreck rocks.
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06:10 The Hoobs
Taste The gang makes a batch of delicious Hoobycookies.
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06:35 The Hoobs
Brave Groove shows off his shiny medal collection and the pals wonder what he has done to earn them.
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07:00 Volleyball
FIVB Indoor Volleyball World League Action from an FIVB Indoor Volleyball World League meeting, featuring the USA, Germany, Russia and Poland.
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07:55 The Morning Line
Preview of the day's main race meetings.
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08:55 Everyone's Talking About - Top Ten
The latest music videos.
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09:20 A-Z of Star Wars Episode I: T4 Movie Special
Matt Edmondson presents an alphabetical rundown of characters and creations featuring in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, which returns to cinemas across the UK on Thursday, remastered in 3D.
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09:55 New Girl
Series 1. Episode 1/24: Pilot A young woman moves into an apartment with three single men following a traumatic break-up with her long-term boyfriend. However, her personality quirks and unorthodox approach to romance soon cause friction with her new flatmates - though they come to realise they need one another more than they anticipated. In the first episode, Jess's new friends help her get back into the dating game. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel and Jake Johnson.
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10:25 New Girl
Series 1. Episode 2/24: Kryptonite Jess's housemates refuse to lend her any more of their possessions, so she is forced to visit the flat of ex-boyfriend Spencer to retrieve her belongings. She later finds herself giving him and his new girlfriend - the woman he was seeing behind her back - a lift to the airport. Meanwhile, Coach moves out and is replaced by former resident Winston. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel and Lamorne Morris.
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10:55 Playing it Straight
Series 2. Episode 4/8 The group heads to a gay bar where Cara secretly looks on disguised as a man. The boys meet two new contestants and compete in a tug of war. Plus, a panel of locals in Sitges determines which of the competitors is straightest, to decide who will take Cara on this week's date. Presented by Jameela Jamil.
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11:55 The Simpsons
Series 1. Episode 6/13: Moaning Lisa Jazz performer Bleeding Gums Murphy teaches Lisa how to express her gloomy moods through music, and inspires her to write a blues tune for him - which proves unexpectedly popular.
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Five
06:00 Peppa Pig
Series 2. Episode 51/52: The Sleepover Zoe Zebra has a sleepover at Peppa's house.
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06:05 Roary the Racing Car
Series 2. Episode 18/52: Cici Wins the Day Cici gets fed up with never winning and has to be persuaded to enter the day's race.
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06:15 Fifi and the Flowertots
Series 3. Episode 9/13: Violet's Song Primrose composes a song for Violet, but the twins break her guitar.
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06:25 Fireman Sam
Series 5. Episode 11/26: Fit for Nothing The firefighters train hard to appear in a calendar.
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06:35 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs
Series 2. Episode 37/52: I've Got Giggles Harry has a bout of the giggles, which appears to be contagious.
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06:50 Castle Farm
Series 1. Episode 10/25: Muddy Farm Cow Lane is covered in mud, but that does not bother the pigs.
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06:55 Igam Ogam
Series 1. Episode 2/26: That's Funny The mischievous cavegirl is puzzled by a strange breeze.
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07:05 Roobarb and Custard Too
Series 2. Episode 24/39: When the Wind Blows the Space Age Will Stop Roobarb comes up with a plan for space travel - with Custard as his test pilot.
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07:15 The Milkshake! Show
Series 3. Episode 10/10: Celebrations The trio are determined to stay up all night to welcome in the New Year at a party, and Professor Kemi Chaos shares facts about Chinese New Year decorations. Last in the series.
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07:30 Make Way for Noddy
Series 1. Episode 34/100: Miss Pink Cat's Country Adventure Miss Pink Cat sets out to get a fresh supply of milk for her shop - straight from the nearest cow.
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07:45 Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures
Series 1. Episode 34/52: Maltese Ducky The duo help a woman whose duck has lost its quack.
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07:55 Little Princess
Series 2. Episode 21/35: I Want to Be an Explorer The young royal learns about her great-grandfather, who was a famous explorer.
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08:15 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky
Series 3. Episode 11/26: Cloud Catcher The friends ask Cedric the scientist why it has not rained for weeks.
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08:30 Angelina Ballerina
Series 3. Episode 1/20: Angelina's New Home The dancing mouse struggles to adapt to her new surroundings.
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08:45 Rupert Bear
Series 1. Episode 46/52: Rupert and the Magical Puppets Rupert's toys come to life and run off into Nutwood.
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09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom
Series 2. Episode 31/52: Redbeard the Elf Pirate Barnaby elf's uncle Redbeard loses all his treasure, prompting Holly and Ben to follow the clues in an effort to track it down.
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09:15 The Mr Men Show
Series 1. Episode 51/52: Birthday Mr Rude visits Little Miss Helpful's gift shop, while Mr Scatterbrain struggles with wrapping presents.
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09:30 Roary the Racing Car
Series 2. Episode 45/52: Crash Landing Hellie makes an emergency landing but has trouble getting airborne again.
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09:40 Mist: Sheepdog Tales
Series 3. Episode 5/13: Jake's Dairy Tale Jake causes trouble by switching off the milking machines at a dairy farm.
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10:00 Meerkat Manor
Series 2. Episode 10/13: Balance of Power Trouble brews among the meerkats as the impact of two simultaneous pregnancies makes its mark. Youssarian is left to babysit Flower's second litter of the year, while Mozart tries to assert her authority on the Whiskers. Narrated by Bill Nighy.
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10:30 Megastructures: Giant Aircraft Transporter
Documentary profiling the C-5 Galaxy, the biggest plane in America's military arsenal. Able to fly non-stop to nearly any point on the globe, it is capable of hauling almost anything the US army needs - from troops to tanks and choppers.
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11:30 Royal Navy: Caribbean Patrol
Series 1. Episode 1/5: Bad Guys Dead Ahead Documentary following HMS Manchester on her final deployment - a seven-month tour of duty hunting drug smugglers in the Caribbean. The Royal Navy destroyer responds to intelligence sent from undercover agents, but finding the suspect vessels proves a difficult task, until the crew's luck changes dramatically just off the volcanic island of Montserrat.
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afternoon

BBC 1
12:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather
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12:15 Football Focus
Dan Walker and Mark Lawrenson review the week's action and look ahead to the weekend's Premier League and Scottish Cup fixtures, which include Chelsea v Manchester United, Queens Park Rangers v Wolverhampton Wanderers and Rangers v Dundee United.
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13:00 World Olympic Dreams
A look at 2008 Beijing Olympic gold medal-winning Mongolian boxer Badar Uugan Enkhbatyn's preparations, as he bids for another title in London, and reveals how he first learned to fight when growing up in a rough neighbourhood in Ulan Bataar.
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13:30 Live Six Nations Rugby Union
France v Italy (Kick-off 2.30pm). Coverage of the opening match of this year's tournament, which takes place at the Stade de France in Paris. Both sides have new coaches in the shape of Phillipe Saint-Andre and Jacques Brunel respectively, and Les Bleus are looking to build on their surprise run to the final of last year's World Cup. They will need to improve on their performance in their meeting with the Azzurri in March during last season's Six Nations, when they lost 22-21 in Rome, thanks largely to Mirco Bergamasco kicking five penalties and a conversion for the Italians. John Inverdale introduces the programme live from Murrayfield, looking ahead to the tournament, with Gabby Logan presenting from Paris. With commentary by Eddie Butler and Lawrence Dallaglio, and analysis by Keith Wood.
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16:30 Live Six Nations Rugby Union
Scotland v England (Kick-off 5.00pm). John Inverdale presents all the action from the sides' opening match of the tournament at Murrayfield. Both teams are looking to banish their memories of last year's World Cup and start afresh. Scotland failed to reach the knockout stages for the first time and also struggled in this tournament in 2011, with only a victory over Italy keeping them off the bottom of the table. Meanwhile, England have temporary coach Stuart Lancaster at the helm for the first time and a new-look squad, as they begin their defence of the title in a match that will also decide the destination of the Calcutta Cup. With commentary by Andrew Cotter and Brian Moore, and analysis by Jeremy Guscott and Andy Nicol.
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BBC 2
12:00 Coast
Series 5. Episode 4/8: Gower to Pembrey Nick Crane explores the violent history of smuggling around the Gower Peninsula. He abseils down a sea cliff to reach a stone structure that was once used as a stronghold by criminals, and also served as a medieval bird house.
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12:15 Film: Miracle
Fact-based sporting drama about an ambitious coach who teaches a ragtag group of American ice hockey players the finer points of the game, leading them against a seemingly unstoppable side from the Soviet Union in the 1980 Olympics. Starring Kurt Russell, Patricia Clarkson, Noah Emmerich and Sean McCann.
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14:20 Film: Flower Drum Song
A Chinese illegal immigrant is sent to San Francisco to honour an arranged marriage to a debonair nightclub owner. However, her fiance is already in love with one of his cabaret entertainers, who in turn is romancing the son of a wealthy businessman. Adaptation of Rodgers and Hammerstein's musical comedy, starring Miyoshi Umeki, James Shigeta, Jack Soo, Nancy Kwan and Juanita Hall.
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16:30 Final Score
Mark Chapman presents the classified results and a round-up of the afternoon's news from the Premier League, Football League and Scotland.
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17:30 Escape to the Country
Derbyshire Alistair Appleton travels to Derbyshire to find an idyllic retreat for a Herefordshire couple with a budget of £375,000. However, the pair struggle to agree on whether they want rural isolation or a property in a village.
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ITV 1
12:30 Murder, She Wrote
Series 1. Episode 6/22: Lovers and Other Killers Jessica Fletcher becomes embroiled in an investigation during a visit to Seattle and remains convinced that the man she hired as her secretary is not a killer, although evidence seems to suggest otherwise. Crime drama, starring Angela Lansbury, Andrew Stevens, Peter Graves and Greg Morris.
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13:30 ITV News and Weather
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13:40 Film: Evil under the Sun
Hercule Poirot braves the heat and sand to investigate the murder of a glamorous stage star on an idyllic Adriatic holiday island. It becomes clear many people had reason to want the temperamental actress dead and the Belgian sleuth is soon hard at work figuring out which of her enemies eventually managed to kill her. Mystery, with Peter Ustinov, Diana Rigg, James Mason, Maggie Smith and Jane Birkin.
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15:55 Film: Wild Wild West
A government agent teams up with a gadget-mad and master-of-disguise US marshal to investigate the disappearance of several scientists. Their search leads them to an evil genius who is plotting to kill the US president with some bizarre inventions of his own. Sci-fi Western comedy, starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek, Ted Levine and the late Ian Abercrombie.
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17:45 London Tonight
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Channel 4
12:25 New Girl
Series 1. Episode 5/24: Cece Crashes While staying the night, Cece convinces Jess that Nick likes her as more than a flatmate, and deals with amorous advances from Schmidt. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel, Hannah Simone, Jake Johnson and Max Greenfield.
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12:55 The Big Bang Theory
Series 2. Episode 12/23: The Killer Robot Instability Sheldon and the gang are excited when Barry Kripke challenges them to a robot duel and cannot wait to start building their `killer' machine called Monte. Meanwhile, Penny confronts Howard about his crude behaviour toward women. Guest starring John Ross Bowie.
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13:25 The Big Bang Theory
Series 2. Episode 13/23: The Friendship Algorithm Sheldon decides to put his formidable brain power to use in formulating a scientific procedure for making friends. However, to prove his findings, he must first win the trust of fellow scientist Barry Kripe to gain access to his powerful computer. Starring Jim Parsons and John Ross Bowie.
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13:55 Channel 4 Racing
Ffos Las and Lingfield Park Alastair Down and Alice Plunkett present live coverage of six races from two meetings. From Ffos Las at 2.10, 2.45 and 3.20. From Lingfield Park at 2.30, 3.00 and 3.35. Commentary by Simon Holt, Nick Luck, Stewart Machin, Mark Slater and Tanya Stevenson.
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15:55 Come Dine with Me
Nightclub owner Vicki Pengilley hosts the first party in east London, hoping to impress her diners with a traditional roast dinner. However, clothes designer Timothy Sanderson is disappointed with the menu, and New Yorker January Jones-Omatajo expresses her view that all British food is boring. As the evening progresses, designer Sarah Angold's behaviour becomes increasingly odd, much to the disapproval of city boy Ryan Waters.
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16:25 Come Dine with Me
Fitness enthusiast Ryan Waters hosts the second party in east London, hoping to impress his fellow diners with the kind of food that may have been eaten by people in prehistoric times. To complement his themed menu, he decorates his bachelor pad with fake animal skins and wears a skimpy caveman outfit. Despite his extravagant display, however, the guests find their thoughts straying back to the antics of the previous night.
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17:00 Come Dine with Me
The third dinner party challenge in east London is held by experienced host Timothy Sanderson, a burlesque impresario who hopes to win favour with his guests by serving a selection of his own recipes, including a home-made ginger and chilli ice-cream.
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17:35 Come Dine with Me
Designer Sarah Angold hosts the penultimate dinner party in east London and hopes to secure victory by spending as much time as possible with her guests - despite having managed to annoy most of them already. In the kitchen, she complicates things by preparing a frozen dessert she has never made before.
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Five
12:25 Film: Riding Shotgun
A stagecoach is ambushed by outlaws, who leave the guard for dead. He recovers and heads to the nearest town to warn the people about the bandits, but they are already aware of the attack and accuse him of being in on the crime. He realises the only way to clear his name is to bring the crooks to justice. Western, starring Randolph Scott, Wayne Morris and Joan Weldon.
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14:00 Film: Apache Drums
A gunslinging gambler is thrown out of an isolated frontier town for his improper behaviour. He returns to warn the unsuspecting settlers of an impending attack by a band of Apaches fighting to regain possession of their lost territory - but struggles to convince them of the danger. Western, starring Stephen McNally, Willard Parker, Coleen Gray and Arthur Shields.
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15:30 Film: Death of a Gunfighter
A town marshal kills a drunken man in self defence, but finds his uncompromising brand of frontier justice is no longer condoned by the locals. When he refuses to step down, the town fathers realise they may have to use violent methods of their own to rid themselves of the brutal lawman. Western, starring Richard Widmark, Lena Horne, Carroll O'Connor and David Opatoshu.
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17:25 Film: Private Benjamin
A scatterbrained society woman looks for a change of pace after her husband dies on their wedding night, and is tricked by a duplicitous recruiter into enlisting in the army. In spite of the initial culture shock and conflict with her tough commanding officer, she gradually finds direction and self-esteem for the first time in her life. Comedy, starring Goldie Hawn, Armand Assante, Eileen Brennan, Harry Dean Stanton, and Sam Wanamaker. Including 5 News Update.
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evening

BBC 1
18:55 BBC News; Regional News and Weather
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19:15 The Magicians
Series 2. Episode 5/6 The professional illusionists are joined by another selection of famous faces for the penultimate edition of the magic contest. Barry and Stuart team up with another double act in the form of MasterChef judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace, and choreographer Arlene Phillips becomes comedy magician Pete Firman's assistant. Finally, Jason Latimer takes A Question of Sport captain Phil Tufnell under his wing. Hosted by Darren McMullen.
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20:30 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws
London-based boy band the Overtones join OJ Borg as the all-important winning numbers are revealed. Also includes the Lotto and Thunderball draws.
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20:40 Casualty
Series 26. Episode 21/41: The Only One You Love Linda struggles to incorporate the care of her sister's two children into her hectic schedule, but finds support from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Lloyd tries to piece together the series of events that led to a woman with Alzheimer's disease being admitted, and Keith Parr returns to the ED with an injury that could have been sustained when Sam forcibly restrained him. Guest starring Marshall Lancaster (Ashes to Ashes), Jean Boht (Bread) and Jayne Ashbourne (New Street Law).
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21:30 Mrs Brown's Boys
Series 2. Episode 7/7: New Mammy Agnes tries to make friends with Dermot's mother-in-law Hillary ahead of the baby's birth, and suggests they go out to dinner together. However, the evening comes to an abrupt end for the two feuding matriarchs when expectant mum Maria goes into labour, and the Browns are forced to rush her to hospital. Comedy, written by and starring Brendan O'Carroll. Last in the series.
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22:00 BBC News; Weather
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22:20 Match of the Day
Gary Lineker presents highlights of today's Premier League clashes, including Manchester City v Fulham at the Etihad Stadium and Queens Park Rangers v Wolverhampton Wanderers at Loftus Road. City were undefeated in their last six matches against the Cottagers, who staged a comeback in the reverse fixture in September to draw 2-2 after trailing to two Sergio Aguero goals. QPR beat Wolves 3-0 at Molineux when the sides last met and both teams needed a boost to their aspirations of avoiding the drop. Plus, action from Arsenal v Blackburn Rovers, Norwich City v Bolton Wanderers, Stoke City v Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion v Swansea City and Wigan Athletic v Everton. With analysis by Mark Lawrenson and Alan Shearer.
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23:40 The Football League Show
Manish Bhasin presents highlights and all the goals from today's fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two, including Birmingham City v Southampton at St Andrew's. The Saints have been the outstanding team in the Championship this season, and thrashed the Blues 4-1 in the reverse fixture in September, although they have not won on this ground since 1986. Plus, action from West Ham United v Millwall and Cardiff City v Blackpool.
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BBC 2
18:30 Flog It!
Torquay Philip Serrell and David Fletcher value antiques brought along by members of the public in Torquay, including an amber necklace, an Austrian bronze figure and a cheese coaster. Presenter Paul Martin travels to the nearby port of Brixham, where he learns about the development of commercial fishing.
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19:30 Dad's Army
Series 2. Episode 1/6: Operation Kilt The platoon defends headquarters in an exercise against members of the Highland Regiment, leaving Captain Mainwaring and his men with little choice but to come up with a scheme to capture the attackers. Classic episode from 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier.
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20:00 The Dream of a King
Docu-drama re-creating the life of Louis XIV, France's `Sun King', who conducted dozens of love affairs, hosted lavish entertainments, and built the spectacular palace at Versailles. Filmed in the building's staterooms, bedrooms and gardens, and using interviews with the world's leading experts, the programme invokes the spirit and vitality of the flamboyant monarch's reign. Samuel Theis stars. Narrated by Cherie Lunghi.
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21:00 Film: Brighton Rock
Premiere. A young criminal in 1960s Brighton is caught on camera killing a man. The evidence falls into the hands of a naive waitress, so the icy murderer seduces her in a bid to ensure her silence. Crime drama based on Graham Greene's novel, starring Sam Riley, Andrea Riseborough, Helen Mirren, Andy Serkis and John Hurt.
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22:45 Pan Am
Series 1. Episode 11/14: Diplomatic Relations An improvement in relations between America and Russia offers the Clipper Majestic with an opportunity to become the first US commercial airliner to land in the Soviet Union. Richard Parks gives Kate an important assignment for the trip, but what is intended to be a diplomatic mission fails to go according to plan. Meanwhile, Chris Rawlings takes Maggie to a Republican fundraiser, where Ted presents Amanda with a surprising proposition.
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23:25 TOTP2: The 60s
Another selection of performances from the archives, focusing on hits of the 1960s. Featured artists include Clodagh Rodgers, the Move, Tom Jones and the Bee Gees, plus more from Top of the Pops and other shows from the Swinging Sixties. Narrated by Mark Radcliffe.
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23:55 Film: The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
A ranch foreman abducts the border patrol officer responsible for killing an illegal immigrant worker and forces him to atone for his crime by helping take the body back to Mexico for burial. Modern-day Western, directed by and starring Tommy Lee Jones. With Barry Pepper, Julio Cedillo and Dwight Yoakam.
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ITV 1
18:00 ITV News and Weather
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18:15 New You've Been Framed - Top 100 Kids!
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage devoted to youngsters, including messy eaters, troublesome teens and sibling rivaries.
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19:15 Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 13. Episode 1/8 New series. The funnyman returns for the final series of the comedy small-screen review, promising the usual soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, humorous fights and the odd song or two as he casts his TV net wide for more unmissable Burp moments.
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19:45 Take Me Out
Series 3. Episode 5/14 A charity campaigner from London, a semi-professional footballer from Belfast, a musician and a Weston-super-Mare model enter the `love lift' in the hope of impressing 30 single women - but first they must get the female participants to keep their lights on as a sign of approval. Last week's couples go on their dates to discover whether they are a match made in heaven or hell. Paddy McGuinness presents.
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21:00 The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 2. Episode 5/12 The host chats to former England football captain David Beckham, who recently signed a new two-year deal to continue playing for LA Galaxy, and also expressed a desire to lead Team GB at the 2012 London Olympics. Also dropping by are stand-up comedian Kevin Bridges and singer Jessie J, who also performs ahead of her appearance at the Brit Awards, where she is in the running for three gongs.
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22:00 The Talent Show Story
Series 1. Episode 5/5 Amanda Holden, Piers Morgan, Pete Waterman, Dannii Minogue and The X Factor's Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos and Louis Walsh talk about life on the judging panel. Plus, how Pop Idol brought Simon Cowell to Saturday night TV, and the success of Britain's Got Talent's dance acts such as Diversity. Narrated by Victoria Wood. Last in the series.
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23:00 ITV News and Weather
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23:15 Film: Music and Lyrics
A washed-up pop idol is given the chance to write a song for a teenage star - but despite his musical talents, he has never written a lyric in his life. However, the discovery that the woman who looks after his plants has a way with words marks the start of a beautiful relationship. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Brad Garret and Kristen Johnston.
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Channel 4
18:05 Come Dine with Me
New Yorker January Jones-Omatajo prepares a soul food-inspired menu for the final dinner party in east London. She hopes to serve an apple pie based on her grandmother's recipe, but is forced to make an expensive phone call when it goes wrong. Things get worse when her plan to teach the guests a line dance does not go down well after a heavy meal.
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18:35 Channel 4 News
Including sport and weather.
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19:05 4thought.tv
Charity worker Inderjit Singh Bhogal explains the Sikh tradition of Seva, which involves the voluntary act of giving. He maintains that altruism has a positive, healing effect on the brain, one that is beneficial to both the giver and the receiver.
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19:10 Film: My Super Ex-girlfriend
Ordinary New Yorker Matt starts dating a woman he meets on the subway, unaware she is the superhero G-Girl. When he breaks up with the insecure crimefighter, she is outraged and uses her superpowers to make his life a misery. Meanwhile, her arch-enemy sees Matt as a potential ally in defeating G-Girl once and for all. Fantasy comedy, starring Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson and Eddie Izzard.
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21:00 The Million Pound Drop Live
Series 7. Episode 8/10 Davina McCall presents the quiz show in which contestants can win £1million. They are challenged to place large quantities of the cash over trapdoors and face a series of questions, the wrong answers to which will lose them money every time they slip up.
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22:30 Film: The Full Monty
Six unemployed Sheffield steelworkers struggling to make ends meet decide to become strippers for one night only in a bid to raise extra money. However, with no dancing experience and far from perfect physiques, the men rely on the unique selling point of complete nudity to impress the punters. Comedy, starring Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Tom Wilkinson, Hugo Speer and Paul Barber.
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Five
19:25 5 News Weekend
Round-up of the day's headlines from around the world.
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19:35 NCIS
Series 6. Episode 9/25: Dagger Having identified the mole in their ranks, the detectives arrest the traitor's contact Ted Bankston, a former NSA agent working for a kidnapper codenamed the Weatherman - who is making millions on the stock markets out of stolen military data. Drama, guest starring David Eigenberg (Sex and the City), with Mark Harmon, David McCallum and Cote de Pablo.
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20:30 NCIS
Series 6. Episode 10/25: Road Kill A petty officer is killed in what initially seems to be a road-rage incident - until investigations reveal evidence of foul play. Digging deeper, the team finds the dead man belonged to an underground fight club, and sets about discovering whether his involvement was a factor in the case. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly.
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21:30 CSI: NY
Series 8. Episode 2/22: Keep It Real Mac and the team investigate the murder of a college student, focusing their inquiry on his best friend, who has been printing counterfeit money - but evidence suggests another party may have been involved. Meanwhile, Jo feels anxious about meeting her son's new room-mate and Danny deals with additional strain on his marriage.
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22:30 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Series 10. Episode 2/22: Confession A teenage boy visits the precinct and confesses he has become sexually attracted to his much younger stepbrother, but Stabler and Benson are unable to act because no crime has been committed. However, his subsequent disappearance forces them to take urgent steps to catch him before he succumbs to the temptation to offend. Starring Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay.
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23:30 Forensic Files
Series 1. Episode 3/10: Shoot to Thrill A man discovers his father has been shot dead in their Minnesota home. Freshly fallen snow reveals an unidentified set of shoe prints, which seem to belong to the killer, but police investigators soon uncover a web of deception, greed and murder-for-hire.
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BBC 1
01:00 Weatherview
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01:05 BBC News
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01:30 The Bottom Line
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02:00 BBC News
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02:30 Dateline London
Foreign correspondents in London share their views on the week's issues.
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03:00 BBC News
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03:30 Sundance Special
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04:00 BBC News
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04:30 Click
A guide to the latest gadgets, websites, games and computer industry news.
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05:00 BBC News
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05:30 The Record Europe
Political issues across the continent.
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BBC 2
01:50 Film: Paper Clips
Documentary following an American school that came up with an unusual plan to commemorate the Holocaust - the children collected a paper clip for each of the six million Jews killed by the Nazis. The film examines the impact this project had on the community and also charts the students' encounters with survivors of the concentration camps.
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03:15 Close
 
ITV 1
01:10 The Zone
Interactive gaming.
03:30 In Plain Sight
Series 1. Episode 6/12: High Price Spread Mary protects a pair of brothers - one of whom develops a gambling addiction. Mary McCormack stars.
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04:15 ITV Nightscreen
Text-based information service.
05:30 ITV Morning News
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Channel 4
00:20 Film: If
Public schoolboys express their contempt for the institution in small acts of rebellion, but their non-conformity is greeted with harsh punishment, prompting them to adopt more extreme methods. Lindsay Anderson's surreal satirical drama, the first of three films starring Malcolm McDowell as iconoclastic anti-hero Mick Travis. With David Wood, Richard Warwick, Arthur Lowe and Graham Crowden.
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02:15 The Silent City
Short film by Ruairi Robinson. In a post-apocalyptic landscape, three soldiers try to get back to their base, but sinister events begin to unfold.
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02:25 This is J03
Animated short film. A digital man stuck in the 21st-century analogue world tries to find a way back home.
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02:30 Brothers & Sisters
Series 3. Episode 2/24: Book Burning Kitty publishes a tell-all memoir about the Walker family and Robert's unsuccessful Presidential race, much to the anger of her mother and siblings. Meanwhile, Justin decides to slow down his relationship with Rebecca. Drama, starring Calista Flockhart.
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03:15 My Dream Farm
Series 1. Episode 3/6 Stressed sales executive Karon Roberts and her partner Simon Sanders move back to the Suffolk village where he grew up, after inheriting a 13-acre farm on which they plan to rear rare-breed pigs. On finding the £1million project goes far beyond what he is used to, with a farm shop, cafe and art gallery, Monty Don advises working with the local community on whose goodwill the couple will rely.
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04:10 Time Team
Series 16. Episode 11/13: Warboys, Cambridgeshire: Beacon of the Fens Tony Robinson and the team brave freezing weather to explore Chapel Hill on the windswept expanse of the East Anglian Fens. Flint axes and ornately carved stone blocks discovered by the landowners suggest a religious building or prehistoric monument once stood on the small Cambridgeshire outcrop, while other theories about the location's history include a Bronze Age burial ground and a lighthouse. However, the first day of the dig produces evidence the site is even older than the archaeologists expected.
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05:10 Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Dr Phil Hammond presiding in Dictionary Corner.
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05:55 Sali Mali
Blackberry Belly Jackdaw eats so many blackberries in the garden that he struggles to eat Sali Mali's pie.
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Five
00:00 SuperCasino
Live interactive gaming offering viewers the chance to win cash on roulette, blackjack and autowheel.
04:00 Great Artists
Series 1. Episode 13/14: Turner Art historian Tim Marlow profiles influential painter JMW Turner, who divided the critics with his rapid brush-strokes, treatment of light and tendency toward abstraction, but is now hailed as one of the great British artists.
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04:25 Divine Designs
Series 2. Episode 13/15: Battle of the Titans Paul Binski visits Liverpool's two highly unusual cathedrals, which lie at either end of Hope Street. Despite having been built within 60 years of each other, they represent contrasting styles, the Anglican edifice being a vast tribute to neo-Gothic design, and its Catholic counterpart a typical example of 1960s modernism.
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04:50 County Secrets
Series 1. Episode 10/10 Historical spotlight on scenic counties in the UK, focusing on hidden curiosities and little-known facts about each location. Last in the series.
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05:00 Hana's Helpline
Series 2. Episode 23/26: A Posie from Rosie The agony aunt helps a nervous panda who has been chosen to present a bouquet of flowers to a VIP.
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05:10 The Milkshake! Show
Series 1. Episode 3/20: Jobs - Showbiz Milky and Shake put on a surprise show for the girls.
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05:35 Thomas & Friends
Series 10. Episode 19/28: Thomas's Frosty Friend Thomas gets a giant snowman balloon attached to his buffers.
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05:45 Roary the Racing Car
Series 1. Episode 49/52: Roary and Nigel Roary brings Nigel the crab back to the track from the beach.
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