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UK TV Listings on the 13th of May 2008
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Tuesday morning

BBC 3
BBC 4
ITV 2
6.00am Coronation Street
Liam makes a shocking confession to Maria as the grieving couple deal with their loss, and a frustrated Fiz finds Julie ruling the roost while she tries to take care of Kirk. An unexpected visit from Tina leaves Gail perplexed, but the evening throws up another surprise when Ted drops a bombshell of his own.
6.25am Coronation Street
Maria fears her marriage is over and decides to move out, while Carla takes in a rain-soaked Liam. Still reeling from her father's revelation, Gail puzzles over the news with Tina. Elsewhere, Becky and Jason have their first lovers' tiff and Leanne lands a job at the Rovers.
6.50am Emmerdale
Bob becomes concerned when Viv starts having nightmares and accosts a stranger in the street thinking it's Freddie. Gennie and her mother visit Shadrach and end up staying for dinner, while Katie is disappointed with the turnout for her engagement party after all the guests cancel.
7.15am The Montel Williams Show
Topical debate with the chat show host.
7.55am Sally Jessy Raphael
Women who want to escape from their over-controlling husbands.
8.40am Ricki Lake
Contentious studio debate with audience advice.
9.25am Smallville
Clark begins experiencing problems with his eyesight and realises he is gradually developing X-ray vision, while Smallville is terrorised by a series of audacious crimes seemingly carried out by prominent residents — including Lex, who is witnessed robbing a bank. Tom Welling stars as the fledgling superhero.
10.25am Judge Judy
Double bill. Real-life court cases, presided over by outspoken New York judge Judy Sheindlin.
11.25am Airline
Behind the scenes with airport staff as they deal with the daily hassles of delays, difficult passengers and lost luggage, trying to stay calm in the most stressful of situations.
CBBC
7.00am Newsround
Current affairs reports aimed at a younger audience.
followed by ChuckleVision
7.15am Watch My Chops
The adventures of Corneil, a super-intelligent pooch who hides his genius from everyone except Bernie the dog-sitter.
7.25am Even Stevens
American sitcom, starring Shia LaBeouf and Christy Romano.
followed by Krypto the Superdog
8.00am The Story of Tracy Beaker
Double bill of adventures of an irrepressible foster child as she meets the world head-on, desperately seeking a loving home. Based on the books by award-winning writer Jacqueline Wilson.
followed by Newsround
8.30am The Basil Brush Show
Comedy and fun with the foxy fellow, along with his friends Molly and Dave.
followed by MySay
9.00am Really Wild Show
The team present more amazing wildlife stories from around the world.
followed by Batfink
9.30am Whizz Whizz Bang Bang
Series that turns children's invention ideas into reality. Greg Foot presents, and Professor Bonkers shares his scientific knowledge.
10.00am Best of Friends
Children's game show in which five friends complete challenges to win prizes. Presented by Michael Absolom and Rani Khanijau.
10.30am Bamzooki
Children design their own weird creatures, which are then put to the test in a series of challenges.
11.00am 50/50
Fast-paced children's quiz show in which teams from schools across the country compete in a variety of mental and physical tasks.
11.25am Get 100
Reggie Yates hosts the quiz in which all the answers are numbers between one and 99 and the aim is to collect 100 points.
followed by Raven
Sky Travel
6.00am Airline
Delays in Luton and Liverpool enrage passengers and cause chaos for check-in staff as they deal with all the complaints.
6.30am Airline
A groom-to-be on his stag weekend is blindfolded, gagged, ear-plugged and handcuffed so he won't know where he's going. Yet he still has to make it through Luton airport.
6.55am Sky Travel — World Live
World weather reports.
7.00am Luton Airport
A man employed to scare birds away encounters an unexpected visitor in the grounds, maintenance personnel rush to clear an obstruction from a taxi-way as a jet approaches, and security staff reveal some of the bizarre items they have had to stop passengers taking onto planes.
7.30am Cruise with Stelios
Life on board easyCruiseOne, the first low-cost liner established by entrepreneur Stelios Haji-Ioannou, following the crew and passengers as they travel from the Cote d'Azur to the Italian Riviera.
8.00am Lion Man
Craig Busch meets his childhood idol lion vet Sue Hart. He also visits a cheetah breeding centre.
8.30am Coach Trip
The tour reaches the coastal area around Biarritz before heading off to Bordeaux, where the travellers have the chance to sample a selection of the region's classic wines.
9.00am Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
9.30am X-Weighted
Diet and fitness expert Paul helps 27 year-old Kendra try lose weight and save her marriage, but there are no quick fixes.
10.30am Airline
Delays in Luton and Liverpool enrage passengers and cause chaos for check-in staff as they deal with all the complaints.
11.00am Airline
A groom-to-be on his stag weekend is blindfolded, gagged, ear-plugged and handcuffed so he won't know where he's going. Yet he still has to make it through Luton airport.
11.30am Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.

Tuesday afternoon

BBC 3
BBC 4
ITV 2
12.00pm Coronation Street
Liam makes a shocking confession to Maria as the grieving couple deal with their loss, and a frustrated Fiz finds Julie ruling the roost while she tries to take care of Kirk. An unexpected visit from Tina leaves Gail perplexed, but the evening throws up another surprise when Ted drops a bombshell of his own.
12.30pm Coronation Street
Maria fears her marriage is over and decides to move out, while Carla takes in a rain-soaked Liam. Still reeling from her father's revelation, Gail puzzles over the news with Tina. Elsewhere, Becky and Jason have their first lovers' tiff and Leanne lands a job at the Rovers.
1.00pm Emmerdale
Bob becomes concerned when Viv starts having nightmares and accosts a stranger in the street thinking it's Freddie. Gennie and her mother visit Shadrach and end up staying for dinner, while Katie is disappointed with the turnout for her engagement party after all the guests cancel.
1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues.
2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites his guests to air their differences over various family and relationship issues.
3.45pm Ricki Lake
Contentious studio debate with audience advice.
4.30pm Sally Jessy Raphael
Women who want to escape from their over-controlling husbands.
5.20pm The Montel Williams Show
Topical debate with the chat show host.
CBBC
12.00pm Roar
Alex Dolan and Matthew Skilton go behind the scenes at Howletts Wild Animal Park in Kent.
1.00pm Whizz Whizz Bang Bang
Series that turns children's invention ideas into reality. Greg Foot presents, and Professor Bonkers shares his scientific knowledge.
followed by Batfink
1.35pm The Queen's Nose
Adventures with the foster family and their magic wishing coin. Heather-Jay Jones and Callum Dixon star.
2.00pm Zombie Hotel
Animated adventures with zombie twins Fungus and Maggot and their unconventional family.
2.25pm Maya & Miguel
Animated fun with the irrepressible 10-year-old twins and their friends, family and bilingual parrot Paco.
followed by Thumb Wrestling Federation: TWF
3.00pm Best of Friends
Children's game show in which five friends complete challenges to win prizes. Presented by Michael Absolom and Rani Khanijau.
followed by Diddy Dick & Dom
3.30pm Time Warp Trio
Adventures with 10-year-old Joe and his mysterious book that takes him and his friends on a magical trip back through time whenever they make a wish.
followed by Newsround
4.00pm Raven
Fantasy game show in which six young warriors undertake a gruelling test of their nerves at Toward Castle in Dunoon, Scotland, where they tackle a series of hazards in their quest to claim the title of Ultimate Champion.
followed by The Owl
4.30pm Adventure Florida
 
5.00pm The Story of Tracy Beaker
The adventures of an irrepressible foster child as she meets the world head-on, desperately seeking a loving home. Based on the books by award-winning writer Jacqueline Wilson.
5.15pm Trapped
Adventure game show in which a group of six children compete in challenges on every floor of a gothic fairy-tale tower. However, one of the group cannot be trusted and the team must identify him or her to move on.
5.45pm Animalia
Two youngsters stumble across a portal in the local library and find themselves transported to a parallel world inhabited by talking animals.
Sky Travel
12.00pm London Ambulance
On call with the London Ambulance Service. Crewmen Ed Cole and Jon Rhodes deal with a five-a-side footballer's gruesome injury, and discover the most important event in the patient's life is just a few days away. On the night shift in the West End, Sam Pitt and Alex Ewings are confronted with a violent assault. Narrated by Gary Kemp.
12.30pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
1.00pm X-Weighted
DJ's Angela and Nicolle try to shift the pounds but in doing so much deeper issues are discovered.
2.00pm Missing
 
3.00pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
3.30pm Lion Man
Craig Busch travels to a park near Johannesburg where he attempts to swap a white Bengal tiger for a rare white lion.
4.00pm Coach Trip
The coach reaches Poitiers, where the tourists have the chance to explore a remarkable chateau. They also visit an animal park, before turning their attentions to the forthcoming vote.
4.30pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
5.00pm Airline
A woman finds herself on a flight to Palma, Majorca, when she's meant to be going to Parma, Italy.
5.30pm Airline
A Liverpool plane has a new engine installed, and must pass safety tests before taking to the sky. Meanwhile, Graham's wedding day arrives, causing celebration among staff.
5.55pm Sky Travel — World Live
World weather reports.

Tuesday evening

BBC 3
7.00pm Dog Borstal
The experts try to tame a mischievous lurcher named Tizzy, and a sweet-looking chocolate Labrador named George, who has started getting a reputation for his violent temper.
8.00pm Child Stars
An insight into the lives of three ambitious youngsters striving to achieve their dreams. Fourteen-year-old Oliver feels he has what it takes to become the best tennis player in the world, Kiki wants to become a star of stage and screen, and 11-year-old Kali longs to be a champion alpine ski racer. Part of the Seriously Young season.
9.00pm Blood, Sweat and T-Shirts
The teens experience life in the Mumbai city slums as they are set to work in segregated sweatshops barely a stone's throw from the enticing glamour of Bollywood. One saving grace is that unlike the locals, they do not have to sleep at their sewing machines, but with children below the legal minimum working age with them, they finally agree that something has to be done. Last in series.
10.00pm EastEnders
Roxy confesses her shocking secret to Christian, and then faces a difficult decision. The Masood household is sent into chaos with a visit from strait-laced Uncle Inzamam, while Jay makes matters worse with a spot of graffiti. Shirley riles Pat into whacking her with her crutches.
10.30pm Scallywagga
Adrian faces a bizarre forfeit when he loses at Monopoly, Jason misunderstands the concept of a Tequila slammer, and a group of teenagers take on the ultimate bushtucker trial — fresh vegetables. Featuring former Coronation Street actress Sally Lindsay and Neil Fitzmaurice of Phoenix Nights.
11.00pm The Wall
Black Lips perform their single Bad Kids. Plus guests, Lucy Montgomery, We Are Klang and Christopher Biggins. Hosted by Alexa Chung and Rhys Thomas.
11.45pm American Dad!
Roger, the secret family alien, is thrown out with the rubbish when he appears to have died. He regains consciousness at the dump, but on his way home is mistaken for an old woman from a nearby retirement home. He ends up on a pensioners' tour of the White House, where he is spotted, sparking a hunt for those who had harboured him.
BBC 4
7.00pm World News Today
 
7.30pm Pop Go the Sixties
Music by the Moody Blues from the BBC's extensive archives.
7.35pm Batman
Part one of two. Marsha attempts to steal the world-famous Pretzel Diamond, and then sets her sights on Commissioner Gordon. Sixties superhero caper, guest starring Carolyn Jones and Woody Strode.
8.00pm The Art of Spain
Documentary series exploring the influences on Spanish art. The first programme focuses on the Islamic history of the country and the impact it had on its culture, with art historian Andrew Graham-Dixon investigating the debt which both modern Spain, and indeed modern Europe, owe to Moorish Spain.
9.00pm What Happened Next?
New series revisiting stars of past BBC documentaries. This first programme catches up with Global Village Trucking Co, a commune-living Norfolk rock group featured in a show from 1973, publicity which led them to record sessions for John Peel and two albums. Thirty-five years on, the film-maker investigates whether their idealism held out in the intervening decades, as they reunite for a gig.
10.00pm Goodness Gracious Me
Asian sketch show, starring Meera Syal, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir.
10.30pm Film: Films to Keep You Awake: A Real Friend (2006, 12)
Premiere. A lonely 10-year-old girl is fascinated by monsters, and invents a number of strange creatures as imaginary friends, who she believes protect her. However, the latest monster to join her creations — a vampire — many not be either imaginary or friendly. Spanish horror, part of a series of six films, starring Nerea Inchausti and Goya Toledo.
11.40pm The Art of Spain
Documentary series exploring the influences on Spanish art. The first programme focuses on the Islamic history of the country and the impact it had on its culture, with art historian Andrew Graham-Dixon investigating the debt which both modern Spain, and indeed modern Europe, owe to Moorish Spain.
ITV 2
6.05pm Judge Judy
Double bill. Real-life court cases, presided over by outspoken New York judge Judy Sheindlin.
7.00pm Smallville
Lex's matchmaking gives Clark the chance to share a night on the town with Lana, but he ends up facing icy enemy Sean Kelvin, who suffers from a Kryptonite-induced case of permanent hypothermia and has to feed off the body heat of others to survive.
8.00pm Animals Do the Funniest Things
Stephen Mulhern takes a journey up the Amazon River to meet some of the incredible creatures that call the river their home, while presenting amazing animal stories caught on camera, including a camel police officer, waterskiing mice and a dog that can scuba dive.
9.00pm Film: The Bourne Identity (2002, 12)
A man suffering from amnesia is targeted by assassins as he tries to discover his true identity — but his attempts to escape their murderous attentions make it clear his past is less than squeaky clean. This excellent thriller gives Matt Damon a chance to play a more intelligent than average action hero, while Franka Potente impresses as his companion. Chris Cooper and Clive Owen co-star. Including Entertainment News Update.
11.15pm Headcases
Cutting-edge satirical sketches featuring animated images of celebrities, politicians and people in the public eye. Rory Bremner, Jon Culshaw and Katy Brand are among the impressionists voicing the characters.
11.45pm Comedy Cuts
Rob Rouse sets his garden on fire, and Little Howard and Monkey take a trip to the seaside. Plus, The Dragon and the Knight have their final showdown, while Count Arthur Strong talks about Mike Yarwood. Series showcasing the new generation of comic talent through stand-up and sketches.
CBBC
6.10pm Krypto the Superdog
Adventures with the heroic hound from outer space and his friend Kevin.
followed by Newsround
6.30pm Chute
Presenter Ross Lee finds himself trapped in the depths of the TV Centre among an array of amusing, amazing and classic clips.
7.00pm Close
 
Sky Travel
6.00pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
6.30pm X-Weighted
A woman enlists help to stop her daughter becoming overweight and begins a healthier lifestyle.
7.30pm Sky Travel
Tips on choosing travel destinations.
8.00pm Luton Airport
Terminal duty officer Kevin Aldridge has to deal with cancelled flights and long delays when heavy snowfall causes the closure of several European airports.
8.30pm The Clinic
Behind the scenes at one of the country's largest cosmetic surgery companies, following customers as they go under the knife for operations, including liposuction and boob jobs. In the first episode, Pauline has a full face-lift to celebrate her 40th wedding anniversary, Janine considers botox injections to cure her sweaty armpits and Caroline contemplates having breast implants — the clinic's most common form of surgery.
9.00pm The Girl Who Came Back from the Dead
Documentary charting the harrowing tale of Lucinda Cuevas, who refused to believe her 10-day-old daughter Delimar had died during a house fire. She spent six years determined to discover the truth about her child's disappearance, and it wasn't until a chance sighting at a distant relative's home that the police re-opened the investigation and made a shocking discovery.
10.00pm A Life Without Pain
 
10.55pm Sky Travel — World Live
World weather reports.
11.00pm Transforming Keegan — Part Two
 

Tuesday night / Wednesday morning

BBC 3
12.05am American Dad!
Francine decides to hold a party to get to know her neighbours, but Stan becomes suspicious of an Iranian couple. In an attempt to find evidence to support his hunch, he breaks into their house and is thrown into jail. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger cause a power failure, sparking fears of a terrorist attack.
12.30am Blood, Sweat and T-Shirts
The teens experience life in the Mumbai city slums as they are set to work in segregated sweatshops barely a stone's throw from the enticing glamour of Bollywood. One saving grace is that unlike the locals, they do not have to sleep at their sewing machines, but with children below the legal minimum working age with them, they finally agree that something has to be done. Last in series.
1.25am Scallywagga
Adrian faces a bizarre forfeit when he loses at Monopoly, Jason misunderstands the concept of a Tequila slammer, and a group of teenagers take on the ultimate bushtucker trial — fresh vegetables. Featuring former Coronation Street actress Sally Lindsay and Neil Fitzmaurice of Phoenix Nights.
1.55am The Wall
Black Lips perform their single Bad Kids. Plus guests, Lucy Montgomery, We Are Klang and Christopher Biggins. Hosted by Alexa Chung and Rhys Thomas.
2.40am Child Stars
An insight into the lives of three ambitious youngsters striving to achieve their dreams. Fourteen-year-old Oliver feels he has what it takes to become the best tennis player in the world, Kiki wants to become a star of stage and screen, and 11-year-old Kali longs to be a champion alpine ski racer. Part of the Seriously Young season.
3.40am Dog Borstal
The experts try to tame a mischievous lurcher named Tizzy, and a sweet-looking chocolate Labrador named George, who has started getting a reputation for his violent temper.
4.40am Close
 
BBC 4
12.40am Proms on Four 2007
Valery Gregiev conducts the London Symphony Orchestra in a Russian programme featuring Tchaikovsky's overtures inspired by Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet. Other music includes works by Prokofiev, including a performance by Alexander Toradze of the composer's 2nd Piano Concerto. Petroc Trelawney presents.
3.10am What Happened Next?
Series revisiting subjects of past BBC documentaries. This first programme catches up with Global Village Trucking Co, a commune-living Norfolk rock group featured in a show from 1973, publicity which led them to record sessions for John Peel and two albums. Thirty-five years on, the film-maker investigates whether their idealism held out in the intervening decades, as they reunite for a gig.
4.10am Close
 
ITV 2
12.15am Film: Kissing a Fool (1998, 15)
Wedding jitters cause all manner of confusion in this romantic comedy. A journalist begins to get cold feet on the eve of his wedding and decides to test the fidelity of his blushing bride-to-be by asking a friend to try to seduce her. David Schwimmer, Jason Lee, Mili Avital and Vanessa Angel star. Including Entertainment News Update.
2.10am Film: The Guru (2002, 15)
An aspiring actor heads for New York from his home in India, determined to see his name in lights — but ends up forging a new career as the Big Apple's leading sex guru. Sadly, his own experience is strictly limited, so it's a good job he has a sultry porn actress on hand to offer him advice. Appealing comedy, starring Jimi Mistry, Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei and Sanjeev Bhaskar. Including Entertainment News Update.
3.40am Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home.
CBBC
Sky Travel
12.00am Airline
A 12-year-old girl presents officials with passport problems, while a wedding in the Dominican Republic keeps flight attendants busy — but they are finally given the chance to live it up in the Caribbean.
12.30am Coach Trip
The tour reaches the coastal area around Biarritz before heading off to Bordeaux, where the travellers have the chance to sample a selection of the region's classic wines.
1.00am The Girl Who Came Back from the Dead
Documentary charting the harrowing tale of Lucinda Cuevas, who refused to believe her 10-day-old daughter Delimar had died during a house fire. She spent six years determined to discover the truth about her child's disappearance, and it wasn't until a chance sighting at a distant relative's home that the police re-opened the investigation and made a shocking discovery.
2.00am A Life Without Pain
 
3.00am Transforming Keegan — Part Two
 
4.00am Coach Trip
As the coach reaches Graz in Austria, relationships between some of the passengers become increasingly strained, but a visit to a pumpkin-seed mill and a walk among the vineyards help to cheer the group up before the vote.
4.30am How Long Will You Live?
Dr Mark Hamilton helps a mature student from Maynooth who weighs almost 18 stone and suffers from high blood pressure, constant lethargy, breathlessness and swollen feet. After trying a variety of diets over the years, she is determined to change her lifestyle and realise her ambition of becoming a teacher.
5.00am Lion Man
Craig Busch travels to a park near Johannesburg where he attempts to swap a white Bengal tiger for a rare white lion.
5.30am Redcoats
The crew move to Bognor on the second day of auditions for the next intake of Butlins Redcoats.
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